AP Oyster Obliterator Shuck Kit

Perfect for a slew of tasks, this is a complete set including: three stainless steel forks, a knife, and a versatile set of pliers. Built in France, these implements add some much-needed versatility to a modern kitchen or campsite. Women love a man who can slurp down an oyster or two; taste befitting of a cultured man, this kit has everything you need to get started. 

Features:

• Elegant French construction 
• Stainless steel
• Engineered for Oyster disassembly 
• Date night practice made easy 
• One Knife 
• Three forks 
• Plier doubles as an eyelash curler 
• One pair of pliers 
• Vintage cookware 

In this economy, it's best to cut out the middleman wherever possible. Groceries? Too expensive. Harvesting your own oysters or oyster-like food is the next best thing. Oysters are rich in vitamins and, depending on where you scavenge them, nourishing heavy metals. Short of that, these tools are great for preparing Chef Boyardee Ravioli, traditional ham sandwiches, or even something like radis au beurre or Mom's Bourguignon.